Under Analysis

 Super Bowl XLVIII gets a bad rap

Charles Kramer, The Levison Group

Super Bowl number 48

Turned out to be not so great

Brought us all a bit of clarity

Bout the myth of NFL parity

 

And meanwhile a Houston man

Decided to fight for the common fan

He knew of a law the NFL forgot

Which requires most tickets to be publically bought

 

New Jersey law says at least 95 percent

Of tickets sold for any stadium event

Must be sold to the public at large

To prevent an unreasonable scalper’s charge

 

But this dude ain't the only one in Court

According to a most recent report 

Six former members of the Chicago Bears 

Are also claiming things are unfair

 

The Super Bowl Shuffle was a video made

Back when the Bears in the Super Bowl played

And these six onetime rapping bears

Say the picture, singing and video’s theirs

 

Claim they gave permission to use their faces

And singing only for charities and similar places,

They want their share of profits estimated

Then paid and the charitable use reinstated.

 

So although the game has now come and gone 

The Super Bowl lawsuits will linger on 

And perhaps that is the American way

Lawsuits reign where ever games are played.

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Under Analysis is a nationally syndicated column. Charles Kramer is a principal of the St. Louis, Missouri law firm Riezman, Berger, P.C. You may direct comments or criticisms about this column to the Levison Group c/o this newspaper, or direct to the Levison Group via e-mail, at comments@levisongroup.com.

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